Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Noah...the terrible flood

Why was this movie made...in this age of discovering the proof of Big Bang, who is the target audience. Such bad acting, story and pathetic execution. I am disappointed with myself being an audience to this rubbish. I live in a small town in Kazakhstan, where an English movie is screened once in two months. I am so desperate to watch a movie on the big screen. that I watch anything that they screen. But this one was beyond my patience.  Russel Crowe, Anthony Hopkins and we get a dumb movie. Who would have thought.

Dear girls ...be fruitful and multiply. May I ask how. Will they be inseminated with pollen from daisies. Barren women and women in distress becomes real women with the touch of the divine. Clean the world of all humanity. why??? Their are millions who live in the wild who live by the rule of nature, there are millions doing there bit to keep the environment clean in their own little way. Just because a handful of greedy power hungry people decided to exploit the world, the wrath of the creator came upon the majority of the innocent. Ridiculous. Stop this nonsensical interpretation of biblical tales and come with a sane message or atleast a fantasy story that can be thought-provoking or entertaining in some way.

I cant believe this guy made Black Swan. I want my Tenge back.

Loved this take : http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Jon-Stewart-Glenn-Beck-Argue-Over-Noah-42472.html

This one is a crazy one : http://time.com/55407/showing-of-noah-canceled-after-movie-theater-floods/


I came back home disgusted and watched " The Secret Life of Walter Mitty" to feel better and smile again.